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One of Us

If Glenn had our job, how would he be and would you work a cart with him?
If you were faced with him and all his stock options,
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, Glenn is new.
Yeah, yeah, not Goodwin...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if Glenn was one of us?
Getting paid like one of us?
Just a number on a LOF trying to make his way home?

If Glenn worked a cart, how would the service flow and would he finish first?
If ending meant that he would get to sit down upon the jumpseat
and realize that it's hard to lose 9%.

And yeah, yeah, Glenn is new.
Yeah, yeah, not Goodwin...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if Glenn was one of us?
Pushing carts like one of us?
Just a number on a LOF trying to make his way home?

He's trying to make his way home, back to Chicago all alone.
Nobody picking up the phone,
Now you can say that you have flown.

And yeah, yeah, Glenn is new.
Yeah, yeah, not Goodwin...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if Glenn was one of us?
Running trays like one of us?
Just a number on a LOF trying to make his way home....

Using FLT-LINE on his own, just slamming down the telephone...
Back to Chicago in the cold, just trying to deadhead back home.

Nobody picking up the phone.
Now you can say that you have flown.

Christopher Lee
with a little help from Joan!

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