Usherette:
Orville Wright felt a thrill
When he flew up that hill
And that moment, it led to Pan Am.
Wide-eyed people would come
Those flights were so much fun
Flying held their attention span.
Then something went wrong
Deregulation came on
And it became like a traffic jam.
Then at a greedy pace
Their manners. . . a disgrace
They lost all of their common sense.
Chorus:
Airline travel is our story
Gone forever days of glory
CEO's gouging every penny
Their Golden Parachutes are many Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, airline history, horror show.
Usherette:
I knew Jimmy E. Goodwin
Was headed for ruin
When he leaked that "perish" letter.
Judge, just look as us now
Gone is that ESOP cash cow
As United has become the debtor.Now our new CEO
Wants us all to know
That we must learn to forgive the past.
As morale fades away
With the flying of today
It's a hassle that's unsurpassed.
Chorus:
Airline travel is our
story
Gone forever days of glory
CEO's gouging every penny
Their golden parachutes are many
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At our late night, airline history, horror show.
It's time to go...
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
From our late night, airline history, horror show.
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