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FLTLINE!

While FLTLINE is getting better, this melody can bring back some memories which I hope that someday you can all have a laugh at.

 

FLTLINE!

Keep waiting waiting waiting
Though our teeth are grating
Keeping all us waiting, FLTLINE!
Don’t get a human being
Just ringin', click and beepin'
Soon I’ll be slamming down the line.

All the while I'm standing
Standing at a payphone
Wishing they would answer the line!

Hang it up, curse again
Curse again, Hang it up
Hang it up, curse again, FLTLINE!
Call ‘em back, wait again
Wait again, call ‘em back
Call ‘em back, wait again, FLTLINE!

Keep dialing dialing dialing,
Though I should be flying,
I must keep on dialing, FLTLINE!
Though it’s clear I’ll wait forever,
While United blames the weather,
Blaming it, and the callers all the time…

Now I've missed my outbound
'Cause a human could not be found
It's here I'll be spending the night

Hang it up, curse again
Curse again, Hang it up
Hang it up, curse again, FLTLINE!
Call ‘em back, wait again
Wait again, call ‘em back
Call ‘em back, wait again, FLTLINE!

Summer 2000

A multimillion dollar Fortune 500 Company...

100,000 employees, 140 destinations, 26 countries...

And one F/A phone system...FLTLINE!

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