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The Airline Horror Picture Show

Janet Mainliner:
In Chicago darkness,
Each Algonquin night,
Burning bright,
There's a guiding star.
No matter where or how bizarre.

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
Over at WHQ

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
'Must not have them look like a crew...'

Brad & Janet:
There's a light, a light, at World Headquarters every night.


Riff-Raff:
The jacket stripes must get removed...
From the uniforms...
Our task team knows---the waitresses shall be reborn!
Cut them all off!  Cut them all off...

 

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
Over at WHQ

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Chorus:
'Must not have them look like a crew...'

Brad & Janet:
There's a light, a light, at World Headquarters every night.

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