The other night I watched a creepy movie called The Evil Dead and it really scared the crap out of me.
Just now, I read the latest status of flight attendant contract negotiations, and that shocked me even more.
For those of you unfamiliar with this document, it simply outlines the status of each item concerning pay, work rules, benefits, etc. as they pertain to an upcoming contract.
Of course, companies (like United) always want to approach a worker's pay, work life, and benefits with the goal of saving every last possible penny and making sure their stock price continues to be attractive. And yes, they also sometimes regurgitate silly proposals with the assumption that these will only be met halfway. In other words, ask for the entire solar system, but hope that you get Saturn and Pluto. Reward the attendants with a basket of chips and salsa. Rinse. Repeat every ten years.
That said, these 'proposals' really make me feel sad.
Why? Because I personally believe they are a direct, front-row seat to get an insider's look at how United views their flight attendant workforce. In other words, a clear picture of exactly what some of these people think of the flight attendants. And financially, they are doing just fine now, thanks. So no more whining and pleading poverty, pretty please?
Thank God their opinion is not representative of how this entire United Airlines company thinks/operates. United is my 2nd family, and that will always be so. I am sure a lot of you in other departments, including Onboard Service, are just as sickened as I am at this document.
It's really depressing what they propose for the flight attendants. Now get a vomit bag handy---as you'll need it while you read the following. Here's a sampling:
I could go on and on. But you get the point.
And no, I don't give a shit if similar contracts are/have already being/been implemented by other airlines like Continental, Air Greenland or the Kitty Hawk. They are awful no matter what logo is painted on the plane.
Maybe I read this document incorrectly.
Maybe my mind is still stuck back in that creepy cabin in The Evil Dead. And if I've misunderstood the above proposals, then forgive me. Prove me wrong. I dare you. If you've got an official UAL document that disputes this, send it to me and I'll be happy to post it here.
I'm not kidding. If you've got a document from WHQ or the CIA that clearly disputes these proposals than nothing would make me happier. Seriously.
But for now, this is what was released. This is was I've been told they are proposing. And this is what I'm commenting on. And assuming it's correct, thank you AFA for publishing it. This information needs to be known.
But please, go and read them yourself (I'll wait)
[LONG PAUSE, WHILE YOU READ THE LONG-ASS DOCUMENT]
So, how do you like them apples?