In the Aug 29 Onboard Updates, there's an article devoted to the problems passengers are having with filling out a crossword puzzle in the latest Hemispheres magazine.
No, I'm not making this up. Read on.
Apparently, the clues for the 'Down' don't match the actual puzzle. The 'Up' seems to be OK. Oh no, I can feel it coming.... Here we go:
Onboard Updates is a small one page publication. This issue contained five articles, making the Crossword Puzzle Crisis 1/5 of the article count. Now, granted, it wasn't a large story---just a paragraph. But still, isn't there anything else going on that could have filled the space?
Here are two items:
But why bother? You can always prefer instead to stay up-to-date with the latest crossword puzzle situation. I've included the article in full below:
If customer tells you he or she is having trouble working the crossword puzzle in the September Hemispheres magazine, they’re not alone. The publisher of Hemispheres has informed us that, due to a production mishap, the down clues in the crossword do not match the puzzle as printed. Copies of the affected issue will be boarded Sept. 1. Customers and employees who would like a copy of the correct puzzle can visit www.hemispheresmagazine.com.
DISCLAIMER: Onboard Updates does often have good articles. So sorry for the rant session. My coffee maker is broken and no Java (except the annoying AOL kind) was to be found this morning. I took my medication but the above commentary was published before the pills kicked in. Ah, now I feel them. Yes, the calmness is flowing through my, I...I... YES YES YES, I understand now: when the Down clues don't match a puzzle in Hemispheres, I can see the gravity of that problem. Yes, I understand. Sulu understands, don't you Sulu?