Ladies and gentlemen, it what has to be a very good step forward, United Airlines is distributing special 'unruly behavior' brochures in the passenger ticket wallets. This brochure, developed in conjunction with the FAA and the U.S. Department of Transportation, basically states that unruly behavior will not be tolerated onboard an aircraft.
In addition, the brochure will also explain the consequences for any individual (or individuals like our TwinWannaBe Hick Models) who threaten the safety of other passengers or airline personnel.
These brochures will be placed in United Airlines ticket wallets in DEN, IAD, LAX, ORD, and SFO within the next few weeks.
This is a startling piece of good news. Although not the end-all, be-all solution to dealing with passenger 'air rage', it is an excellent first step in the right direction.
How about this for a logical next step: Print the brochure on a tent card and put it on the meal tray!