I normally avoid mentioning the word 'Ted' anymore.  Because, if it is uttered one more time on the PA, I'm going to check myself into straight into a sanitarium.  Nevertheless, I thought it would be interesting to show you just how looooow these fares are.

Sample fares are each way based on required roundtrip purchase:

Los Angeles - Las Vegas: $29
San Francisco - Las Vegas: $59
San Francisco - Phoenix: $69
Denver - Las Vegas: $79
Denver - Ontario: $79
Denver - Phoenix: $79
Denver - Reno: $79
Denver - New Orleans: $89
Denver - Fort Lauderdale: $89
Denver - Orlando: $99
Denver - Tampa: $99
Washington, D.C. - Tampa: $79
Washington, D.C. - Orlando: $79
Washington, D.C. - Fort Lauderdale: $79
Washington, D.C. - Las Vegas: $99

These Teddie fares must be purchased between March 9 and March 19, for travel between April 26 and June 11, and all travel must take place on Tuesday, Wednesday or Saturday. Other terms and conditions coming straight from the horse's, I mean, attorney's mouth probably apply. See United's Web site for details.  Greyhound and Southwest, Ted has LEFT THE BUILDING!