Posted all over the hotboards is the following announcement:
A SUSPECT ALLEGEDLY INVOLVED IN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT ASSAULT AT THE BONAVENTURE HOTEL IS IN CUSTODY IN LOS ANGELES. THE SUSPECT IS NOT A UNITED AIRLINES' EMPLOYEE OR EMPLOYED BY THE BONAVEN- TURE HOTEL.
Oh I hope this is the right guy---but time in our jails isn't good enough. Give me that bastard, a dark room, about half an hour, and a pair of sharp scissors.